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Celebrity Meter Reader (2006)

"My name is Michael Caine and I've come to read your meter. Now, not a lot of people know this, but if you leave a microwave on standyby, it could cost you 20 quid a year, just to have the bloody thing tell you the time.

And another thing, climate change; it's a very difficult job and the only way to tackle it is, we all work together as a team... and that means you do as I say..."